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I am the person. However I am almost always me. You think you are yourself? Good, that is very good. However, you will never be me. And that is fine, but don't judge me for me, being me; that is hypocryticalism. I am only doing my part, in being me, I am being myself. And God, or the Living Aspect of Why, he likes me (I think, why else?) so I choose to keep doing things. Otherwise, it would be quite insane...anyways. I am the wanderer. I don't wander much nowadays. Truth be told, since Big JC cursed me, I am actually chilling in Guantanamo with my buddy Cortez You know him? Big guy with the forearm veins...anyways...I got incarcarated cuz JC didnt like me...but I got tired of all that and now I'm just smoking these guys at Temple of Apshai....

I like World of Warcraft cuz you can swear at people cuz they stole your Kresh's Back...even though you get a better shield 2 levels after...anyway fuck Givemeenemy, that stupid belf paladin...Loser!

I like swearing at idiots cuz it makes me feel better. being better than retarded apes is better than being aretard ape. dont you think, yknow. Life makes a fool out of us, but don't hang up the call! The next scam might be a million dollars, it might not be, you just might see the end of the world; thats the fun part. just go laugh at these retarded apes (you and me) and we'll enjoy life.

 

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